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1. There is no need to _____.
There is no need to complain about your life. Unless you are destitute, there is always something in your life that is going well. It might be your health. It might be the roof over your head. It might be your beautiful, snot-covered babeez, laughing in their Exersaucers…
2. Where in the heck did the _____.
Where in the heck did the decency and modesty go?? I am so sick of how over-sexualized teenagers are. Don’t get me wrong: I am fabulously in love with the new 90210, but it makes me sad to think that there are many, many children out there trying to emulate these characters. All you have to do is go to the mall to see it. Sit in the food court next to a group of girls (or boys, for that matter). I get nervous when I see this sort of thing, knowing that my babeez will grow up with these messages. When I watched 90210 (way back in the 90′s!), the only thing we had to worry about was our high-waisted jeans cutting off our air supply.
3. _____ is all I managed to do.
Running the dishwasher is all I managed to do this week. My house is a wreck. I should take a picture of my kitchen and post it. It’s gross. I am ashamed. I haven’t vacuumed in over a week. I don’t even have a good excuse!!
4. Prospects for _____.
Prospects for being productive today are slim
) I have 2 clients later on, but it looks like the early part of my day will be devoted to booger-catching. More on that later….
5. _____ is the message.
What is the message? I’m not sure. Love one another? Please send money?
6. Simplicity and tranquility are _____.
Simplicity and tranquility are the cornerstones of my life right now. They don’t always happen together, but they’re in there somewhere.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I am looking forward to _____. Tomorrow, my plans include _____. Sunday, I want to _____.
And as for the weekend! Tonight, I am looking forward to making $58 training. Woo-hoo! Tomorrow, my plans include a birthday party for my nephew (which might actually be on Sunday…not sure…). Sunday, I want to go for brunch with my friends. I also have a dance practice and meeting, which may be bumped if the birthday party is actually Sunday!
I am dealing with 2 sick babeez right now. Kit-kat was coughing and stuffy on Monday night, but she hasn’t gotten really bad. A bit of runny nose when she sneezed on Tuesday/Wednesday, and really just a cough now.
C-boo, on the other hand, got hit last night. Let me preface this by saying, “I HATE BOOGERS!” Ew. C-boo woke up early this morning and we had to saline-spray her nose and suck her out with the aspirator before she could nurse. Ew ew ew. All morning, she has been one of those kids. You know the ones: with the shoestrings running into her mouth. Ew ew ew! I’m after her with the Kleenex but I’m gagging all over. She’s so MOIST.
I guess the good thing is that they are both very happy.