Re: Turning left at an uncontrolled intersection
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*If you are behind me, and there is OBVIOUSLY no visible break in traffic for MILES, laying on your horn and swearing at me only makes YOU look like an ass.
*If you are a part of the MILES of oncoming traffic, grab a brain and a bit of courtesy – don’t block the intersection.
Re: Walking down the middle of a back road in all your white trash glory
*If you insist on walking down the back roads in all your white trash glory (i.e., your 1980s toque, ratty wind-breaker trackpants, faux leather bomber jacket and your work boots undone), and you DON’T move over into the ditch where pedestrians belong when you see me coming, DON’T curse at me and flip me the bird when I pull over into the far lane and splash you with slush and mud. I was trying not to HIT you. Sorry about the favor, jackass.