…when you accidentally fart in front of your husband for the first time in 8 years.
And you freeze, and try to ignore it…
…but you see his shoulders shaking as he tries to swallow his laughter…
…and you yell at him to GO AWAY!!
I’m sure it’s embarrassing after 2 or 3 dates. Maybe it’s even embarrassing after a couple of months. All I know is that, after 8 years, it’s downright mortifying.
We have a sacred relationship. Neither one of us poop. We don’t pee in front of each other, and if anyone farts once or twice a year, it’s him.
And now, my cover has been blown.